The Poopin' Papers
The Only Newspaper Worth Sitting Down For
A weekly family newspaper with meal plans, chores, jokes your kids will groan at, and just enough chaos to keep everyone on the same page. Literally.
The New Sunday Paper.
Every week, a fresh issue lands in your inbox. Print it out, hang it on the fridge, or leave it where it'll actually get read.
🎒 Spring break starts Friday! Time to unplug, recharge, and sleep past 7am.
🌮 Taco Tuesday — everyone picks a topping. No, ketchup doesn't count.
🏊 Swim practice moves to 4pm this week. Don't forget your goggles.
🎂 Grandma's birthday is Saturday! Card-making station opens Thursday.
It's “yet.” When your kid says “I can't do this,” add “yet” to the end. One tiny word turns frustration into possibility. “I can't do long division” becomes “I can't do long division yet.” Try it this week — it works on grown-ups too.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Brain Teaser: I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
(Answer upside down on the fridge)
Make it yours.
Every issue is generated for you automatically — but it's built around your family. Set your preferences once, and every issue reflects who you are.
Tell us your kids are into dinosaurs. That you homeschool. That dad coaches soccer. Your paper adapts — jokes, coaching tips, and content all tailored to your household, every single week.
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Every Sunday, a fresh issue hits your inbox. Personalized, printable, ready to go.
Print it. Post it. Read it.
Hang it where people will read it. We recommend the bathroom.
Keep Your Family In the Loop.
It's hard to keep your family in sync. Get them on the same page with the important things your crew needs to know. Personalized to you, delivered weekly automatically.
Meal Plans
What's for dinner? Actually answered, for once.
Chores
Assigned, checkboxed, no excuses accepted.
Coaching Corner
Parenting wisdom without the judgment.
Fun Zone
Jokes bad enough to make a dad proud.
Brain Fuel
Quotes and riddles that spark actual conversations.
Personalized to You
Set your family's preferences once — jokes, tips, and tone adapt to your household every week.
“We put the first issue up on Monday. By Wednesday, my 9-year-old told me she was excited for fish tacos on Thursday. She has never once been excited about fish tacos.”
— Sarah, mom of 3
“My kids fight over who gets to read the jokes section first. It's the only thing in our bathroom that gets more use than the toilet.”
— Mike, dad of 2
Less than a coffee. More than a newsletter.
- ✓A fresh family newspaper, every single week
- ✓Personalized to your family’s interests and preferences
- ✓Printable PDF delivered to your inbox
- ✓Cancel anytime — no hard feelings