The Only Newspaper Worth Sitting Down For
Your whole family's week, on one page everyone actually reads.
Meals, chores, schedules, and a little fun — printed fresh every week and posted where it gets read. No app to check. No screen to fight over. No “did you see my text?”
It compiles and emails itself every week. You never make it, never remember it.
🎒 Spring break starts Friday! Time to unplug, recharge, and sleep past 7am.
🌮 Taco Tuesday — everyone picks a topping. No, ketchup doesn't count.
🏊 Swim practice moves to 4pm this week. Don't forget your goggles.
🎂 Grandma's birthday is Saturday! Card-making station opens Thursday.
It's “yet.” When your kid says “I can't do this,” add “yet” to the end. One tiny word turns frustration into possibility. “I can't do long division” becomes “I can't do long division yet.” Try it this week — it works on grown-ups too.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Brain Teaser: I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
(Answer upside down on the fridge)
You've already tried two ways to keep everyone on the same page. Here's why neither stuck.
The apps are automatic — but they're one more thing on a screen, and nobody opens them. The whiteboard and the Canva template are off the screen — but they depend on you, and they're three weeks out of date by now. Poopin' Papers is the only one that's both off-screen and automatic.
Off the screen, and you never lift a finger. That corner was empty — until now.
The New Sunday Paper.
Look closer at one corner of this week's issue. Seven dinners, decided and printed where everyone sees them — no app, no login, no “what's for dinner?” at 5:59.
It learns your family, so they keep reading.
Tell it your kids are dinosaur-obsessed, that you homeschool, that Dad coaches soccer. Every issue adapts — the jokes, the coaching tip, the schedule. The more it sounds like your family, the more your family reads it.
I make Poopin' Papers because the stuff a family actually needs to see — the meal plan, the week's schedule, the small things kids should read — gets buried in apps nobody opens. A printed paper on the wall doesn't. It just sits there and gets read.
It's a new product and I'm building it in the open. Try the first issue free — if it doesn't earn a spot on your fridge, my email is on every issue.
— Justin, founder
Your paper, your mix.
Pick the modules that fit your family. Turn them on, tune them, and your weekly paper assembles itself — you never touch it again.
This Week
Every game, recital, and appointment in one place. Nobody forgets soccer again.
Weekly Chore Check
Who's on dishes? Settled in print, before the arguing starts.
Meal Plan
Seven dinners, decided. The week's menu, right on the fridge.
Learn moreWeather Watch
A 7-day forecast for your ZIP. Pack the right jacket, plan the soccer game.
Coaching Corner
One small, kid-friendly life lesson a week. No lectures, no poster energy.
Learn moreBrain Fuel
A quote and a riddle that spark actual dinner-table conversation.
Learn moreThis Week in History
Three things that happened this week in history — a breakfast-table time machine.
Word of the Week
A new vocab word each week with a kid-friendly definition and a sentence to try.
Fun Zone
Two jokes and a 'Did You Know?' worth reading aloud.
Verse of the Week
A weekly Bible verse, fetched fresh and ready for the fridge.
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Hang it where they can’t avoid it. (We recommend the bathroom. You’re welcome.) That’s the whole trick: it gets read because it’s not on a screen.
Less than one takeout coffee run a month. Worth it the first time nobody asks “what's for dinner?”
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